Lyrics

Maggie's got a glass eye she lost it in a bar fight
she keeps it in a little box on the table at night
she takes it out now and then just to give the kids a fright
it leaves a hole in her head and you know that just ain't right

Maggie the scraggy's got a story to tell
Maggie the scraggy she's been through hell
Maggie the scraggy there's a funny ol' smell from Maggie the scraggy
down in Dingely Dell

Oh Maggie's got a wooden leg she lost it on a motorbike
you can hear her coming down the street long before she's in sight
don't you make her mad cos she'll more than likely hit you with it
she's got lots of attachments just so she can garden with it

Maggie the scraggy's got a story to tell
Maggie the scraggy she's been through hell
Maggie the scraggy there's a funny ol' smell from Maggie the scraggy
down in Dingely Dell

Maggie lost her hand whilst playing in a poker game
I didn't ask her how it came about but she told me just the same
she was reaching for her winnings when a guy took a knife to it
so she left it where it was and hit him with the stumpy bit!

Maggie the scraggy's got a story to tell
Maggie the scraggy she's been through hell
Maggie the scraggy there's a funny ol' smell from Maggie the scraggy
down in Dingely Dell

well her house was blown up by a gas leak in seventy six
so she moved into the potting shed and hasn't had a shower since
if you ask her nicely she'll tell you her story
but let me warn you now it can get kinda gorey

Maggie the scraggy's got a story to tell
Maggie the scraggy she's been through hell
Maggie the scraggy there's a funny ol' smell from Maggie the scraggy
down in Dingely Dell

Maggie the scraggy's got a story to tell
Maggie the scraggy she's been through hell
Maggie the scraggy there's a funny ol' smell from Maggie the scraggy
down in Dingely Dell