Lyrics

Lipstick Larry dresses like a woman
there's nothing wrong with that each to their own
but he's eighty three and he looks like an old crone
with his bright red lips and the guy's only skin and bone

his size nine high heels take him up to six foot three
towering above everybody like a christmas tree
his baggy old tights just emphasize his knobbly knees
and he's been like that since he left school in fifty three

Lipstick Larry
never hurt nobody
he's mega happy
is Lipstick Larry

he works in a corner shop selling lots of groceries
he has a little side line selling ladies lingerie
he even has a section for the extra large lady
and on a Tuesday night you can buy one get one free yeah

Lipstick Larry
never hurt nobody
he's mega happy
is Lipstick Larry

Lipstick Larry is not on his own ya know
it seems like there's lots of guys like to do the same t home
but Larry does a drag night down at the Hippodrome
cos making people laugh is all he wants to do you know

Lipstick Larry
never hurt nobody
so don't you judging
Lipstick Larry

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