Lyrics

Well I'm not what you might call handsome,
I'm not George Cluny or Jason Statham
But I've got something that I bet they couldn't match
yes I'm a god dam hero in the sack

well I might be one ugly son
I got more teeth than a shop has gum
but don't you let that scare you none
hey I might be ugly but I'm sure a lot of fun yeah

now you could stick a paper bag on my head
or go turn out the lights instead
but either way baby it has to be said
that I'm a god dam stallion in bed

well I might be one ugly son
my ears might block out the sun
but don't you let that scare you none
hey I might be ugly but I'm sure a lot of fun yeah

now I'd treat you right
I'd never treat you mean no
I'd show you more love than you've ever seen
yes I might be one ugly son
but I need love just like anyone
so let me be your number one hey
I might be ugly but I'm truly well hung Yep

now when I was born my mumma did shout
my papa felt sick and the nurse she passed out
but even then baby you could tell without a doubt
that I'd been blessed with the biggest jewels of the south oh yeah

now I might be one ugly son
I got more teeth that a shop has gum
my ears might block out the sun
and your dad'll want to shoot me with his gun
but don't you let that spoil this none hey
I might be ugly but I'm truly well hung

yeah well I might be one ugly son
well you could stand me in the corner
or a closet when we're done
just let me be your number one hey
I might be ugly but I'm sure a lot of fun yeah
I might be ugly but I'm truly well hung Hey
I might be ugly but.... I think you get the point.